Jennifer Lawrence's best pal opens up about THAT Oscars fall, eating pizza backstage and how amazing Brad Pitt smells in hilarious blog post
By COLETTE FAHY
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When Jennifer Lawrence took a tumble on the Academy Awards red carpet on Sunday, TV cameras captured her grabbing on to the hair of the woman in front of her, almost ruining her carefully cultivated hairstyle.
And that woman, Lawrence's best pal Laura Simpson, 28, has opened up about the fall, dress fittings with Dior and meeting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in a hilarious MySpace post describing her day at the Oscars with her famous friend.
Model Laura tells how her big day got off to a dramatic start as 'My date eats s**t and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild.'
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BFFs: Jennifer Lawrence brought her best friend Laura Simpson to the Oscars on Sunday which the model has written about in a hilarious blog post
She adds: 'There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible. I have never experienced anything like it.'
Revealing she was shouted at by photographers, she says: ‘The only time anyone talks to you is if you are in the way of his or her photo. Oh and photographers on the carpet yell "YOU IN THE HUGE DRESS, GET OUT OF THE F***ING SHOT." It's incredible. It is no wonder actors are crazy.’
While Jennifer, 23, took her seat in the front row between boyfriend Nicholas Hoult and American co-star and close pal Bradley Cooper, Laura was placed in a less prominent seat, joking, ‘I can't see jack s**t.'
There she goes: Jennifer tripped on the red carpet on Sunday and made a grab for Laura, pulling her perfectly styled hair down
Hilarious: Despite the incident, Laura and Jennifer couldn't stop laughing while Jennifer's boyfriend Nicholas Hoult helped her up
After Jennifer lost out to Lupita Nyong’o in the Best Supporting Actress category, Laura and Lawrence’s dad hit the bar ‘and slam[med] a few drinks to make this tolerable’
Then Laura and Jennifer went to the green room to eat pizza where Laura met a dizzying array of stars including Channing Tatum, Kerry Washington, Glenn Close and Penelope Cruz.
But it was meeting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or ‘The Sun and The Moon’ as she refers to them that was the highlight.
Sharing a laugh: Jennifer, Nicholas and Laura could not contain their laughter after Jennifer fell in her beautiful Dior dress
While most people can only dream of hitting up the famed Vanity Fair post-Oscars party, the experience was not Laura’s favourite.
The brunette beauty writes: ‘No one gives a s**t that you are a human being unless you're famous.
‘We can't enjoy ourselves because everyone, whether they know my date or not, has some weird story they just NEED to tell her as they stand in front of me pushing me out of the circle.’
‘We can't enjoy ourselves because everyone, whether they know my date or not, has some weird story they just NEED to tell her as they stand in front of me pushing me out of the circle.’
While Laura finishes her witty post with her own list of awards including Best Smelling, Best Dancer and Most Hollywood, she gives an honourable mention to Hoult's Tom Ford suit in the Best Dressed category.
Dressed in Dior: Jennifer arranged to have her friend dressed in a beautiful Dior gown, while she also wore the designer
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